Random Student Spotlight: Dennis Nguyen (‘11)
January 8, 2009 by amanda
Filed under Featured, Student Life
By Elizabeth Bailey, Staff writer
photo credit: Elizabeth Bailey
The Baron Banner picked a student at random to interview. Freshman Dennis Nguyen shares his views on lumberjacks, banjoes and Twilight.
Baron Banner: I like your shirt. Are you into lumberjacks?
Dennis Nguyen: No.
BB: Then do you just like plaid?
DN: It\’s good.
BB: Lumberjacks like flapjacks. Do you like flapjacks?
DN: I like waffles.
BB: Do you cut down trees by any chance?
DN: I break sticks.
BB: Is there any particular types of trees you like to cut down?
DN: The flimsy ones so I look strong.
BB: What kind of music do you like to listen to?
DN: Anything but country.
BB: Don\’t you have a favorite kind of genre— like banjo music?
DN: No, I don\’t like banjoes.
BB: Do you have any special or hidden talents? Are you secretly a spy or a lumberjack?
DN: I am secretly posing as a freshman.
BB: What are your hobbies?
DN: Not reading.
BB: Is there anything you specifically don\’t like to read?
DN: Twilight.
BB: You\’re going to get a lot of haters for that comment. Are you prepared?
DN: Yeah. It\’s not that many people.
BB: Not that many people? It\’s actually almost every girl at our school. So, if you could choose, would you be a lumberjack, a mountain man, or a ranger?
DN: I\’d be a mountain man. I don\’t know what a mountain man is— but I\’d be one.
BB: That\’s all the random questions I have for you. Thanks for your time.
DN: No problem.
