Overheard at FV
May 14, 2010 by jamieshigh
Filed under Student Life
By Anonymous
Teacher: This shamrock has gone weeks without water, and it still hasn\’t died!
Student #1: We should name this plant.
Student #2: Let\’s name it Beyonce, because she\’s a survivor!
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Teacher: And on that day you will have student workshops. You know, they used to have senior trips on Star Testing days for seniors.
Students all look at her in disbelief
Teacher: Oh, yeah. However, your peers a couple of years back decided to ruin it all for you.
Student: What happened?
Teacher: Well, there were I think 4 buses set to pick the seniors up to go to the aquarium. Only one of the buses left.
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Student: Othello will always be my favorite Shakespeare book.
Teacher: Why is that?
Student: Because I loved the awkward-looking fainting spells he would have throughout the movie. I have never laughed so hard during a movie shown at school.
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