Monday, May 21, 2012

Jeffrey Wang


Jeffrey Wang

By Nathan Nguyen

Jeffrey Wang is better known as the Michael Jordan of school. He is a senior and has been a proud bando for all of his years at FVHS.

However, the crowning achievement that made The Jeff Wang who he is today is attaining top 500 ranking in Maplestory with his level 132 ice/lightning mage. When Maplestory started to bore The Jeff Wang, he moved on to greater tasks such as playing DotA left handed.

This man loves music and listens to it while playing games. He prefers not to listen to neoclassical music; the likes of his taste can\’t even be found on YouTube. And when you can find it on YouTube, he stops listening to it.

The Jeff Wang regularly orders cinnamon dolce lattes at Starbucks and enjoys wild and exotic teas that are only heard of in myths and legends. Usually he will indulge himself in these drinks after biking.

In fact, The Jeff Wang biked over a thousand miles during the summer of 2011 (that\’s more miles than many drive). When he gets home The Jeff Wang likes to browse through reddit and watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy – in one sitting. The Jeff Wang believes Lord of the Rings deserves to be watched, unlike Harry Potter. If The Jeff Wang were a Lord of the Rings character he\’d be Gandalf, because of his sage knowledge and the fact that he has killed the Balrog in Maplestory several times.

This is The Jeff Wang.